"Give me pizza, grab my butt and tell me how pretty I am."
time to cook dinner and do the dishes and shower and then sleep and then wake up and have a great week yay
If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.
do you ever wonder if your old teachers use you or your work as an example
yeah on what not to do
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove