maestrobating:

There would have been a lot less death in the wild west if they had just built the towns big enough

(via organizationxiii)

gneerly:

hey friendly psa/reminder that with the seasons changing right now, a lot of people with mood disorders (and even people without them) can get all messed up and wonky from that so try to go a little easy on yourself if you find yourself spiraling or getting emotional a lot lately okay? youre doin your best. love u

(via garbagesaint)

w0manifest:

Ever talk to a man and been like…only porn coulda made you this dumb

(Source: northw0man, via garbagesaint)

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

writing-prompt-s:

One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.

(via charliethekiwi)

lesbiandaydream:

concealingeyez:

lesbiandaydream:

lesbiandaydream:

the moment i learned that avril lavigne is straight was a top 10 anime betrayal i mean have you seen 2002 avril

i want to live in the timeline where avril is a long-haired sporty butch brat

The original Lavigne was a lesbian her clone’s straight

yknow what you’re right

(Source: septemberequinox, via charliethekiwi)

2queerilikebeer:

If you’re willing to sit in the bathroom & have a full on conversation with me while i’m in the shower, you can just marry me.

(via charliethekiwi)

c0deinee:

Do simple shit for your significant other. Send them songs you like, tell them they look good, write them dumb little notes, buy them their favorite candy, tell them corny jokes, watch their favorite show with them, etc.

(via charliethekiwi)