i gave myself a fat lip. hahahah oh god.
How mom reacts when it starts to rain
"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"
when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"
so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them
"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
But women can never be careful enough, can we? If we take naked pictures of ourselves, we’re asking for it. If someone can manage to hack into our accounts, we’re asking for it. If we’re not wearing anti-rape nail polish, we’re asking for it. If we don’t take self-defence classes, we’re asking for it. If we get drunk, we’re asking for it. If our skirts are too short, we’re asking for it. If we pass out at a party, we’re asking for it. If we are not hyper-vigilant every single fucking second of every single fucking day, we are asking for it. Even when we are hyper-vigilant, we’re still asking for it. The fact that we exist is asking for it.
This is what rape culture looks like.
This is what misogyny looks like."
'babe, what's the safety word'
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